Yes, I am back with few more questions for you; the answers to which I have failed to get! And like always; I am looking for these answers from you. So people, get ready once again to answer my weird questions.Ego! Don’t we all have it? Some have a huge one; some have not so huge one; but we all do have it. And when we pass a remark in general for the person of opposite sex, then god bless us; for the opposite sex person will react to it and attack you so bad that you regret why you were born!
I have been a victim of such an attack too; not once or twice but many times! Couple of days back, I had a status message on facebook which said:
It’s never too late to change the road you are on, unless you are a man and need directions!
And instead of taking it like a normal status message or a general saying, I got all possible reactions like irrelevant comments, comments denying my claim (as if I made any and it affected them personally!); while only female friends clicking the like button (according to the PB theory) and passed on some humorous comments!
Since I am a lawyer, I will not discriminate here between genders! Females react the same way as men when there is an attack on their sex too. Well when PB announced his latest discovery of like button publicly, ummm, females expressed their anger (minus the belan in their hands) too.
So one simple question – why can’t you all enjoy humour/message normally rather than reacting on it aggressively?
And the jokes! Most of us love them on others but when the same is on us; then those tantrums, anger, defensive attitude and even abuses come!
But there are few people who do take them lightly too! And they have only encouraged few of us to start a new blog KickAss. They keep providing us material on regular basis so that we can keep the spirit alive.
So another question – why do you crack a joke on someone if you can’t take it when it is on you?
Now comes a kind of people; rather bloggers specifically who simply fail to understand your post. I am not talking about posts on mechanical engineering theories or a surgery method and medicines used or a formula making in a lab (I will never even try and go on a 100% law related blog too! Phew, why bother here about law right) etc. But a short story where the writer has written something which is practically not possible!
Give them a break people! The lead character of their story is a superman/woman. He/she does not die even after falling from 15th floor. It is their story and their imagination. Let them write it. If you cannot digest it then do not leave a comment; simple.
If a person has written an awful story, you give your honest opinion. But when the person describes something which goes over the board for you; then fine! Don’t at least discourage the writer.
I want to know – what do you think about it? Why do you question on others’ imagination part?
Enough of ranting I guess. So let me put up few one liners here. Let’s see how well you can fake it! Yeah fake it; for most of you will not admit that you felt offended after reading a particular one-liner.
Laziness is a virtue which assists U in doing a job in minimum possible time with maximum possible efficiency!!!
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what she's talking about!
People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
Some people are so two-faced, you just don't know which face to slap first!
Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time!
Most of my Facebook friends are farmers, gangsters or cooks.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory!
Sometimes you'll never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory!
I've been told not to talk to strangers, but I talk to strange people every day.
I have heard that it is possible to grow up - I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
the longer you stand back and watch an idiot, the more things they do to prove their stupidity!
It's not sarcasm..It's humor with attitude!!!
Its sad when talking to yourself is the most intelligent conversation you get in a day.
Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid. Therefore, when I'm being sarcastic, you must be being stupid!
I think these many will last you for a month if you keep rotating them on your various accounts.
PS: It is upto you whether to answer my questions or not. Just remember this - you are on a lawyer's blog.
PPS: Do not ask me who PB is; for his identity has been kept confidential for security purposes. We do not want mobs outside his house to attack on him for his "Like Button" theory. Moreover, this theory will not be disclosed until PB acquires the Patent on it.
PPS: You can rant too; like me. I will/will not approve your comments depending on their nature.