Tag 1 - Honest Scrap Award:
Tagged by
Rajlakshmi,
Rammy and
Guria
The rules are:
“When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to the said person so everyone knows she/he is real. Choose a minimum of seven (7) blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including bloggers who have no idea who you are because you don’t have seven friends. Show the seven random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with Honest Weblog. Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon. List at least ten (10) honest things about yourself. Then pass it on!”
(1) I love to read. So even if you have the crappiest post on board, I will for sure read it, but make sure it is not too long.
(2) I can do anything for my friends. (my FRIENDS can contact me to know the definition of anything)
(3) I believe in positive thinking. Be positive about yourself, your job, your life and you will sail through easily whenever in problem.
(4) When I praise you (on your blog or mine), you can be sure of this - I am being very honest. I never praise anybody for the sake of it.
(5) I love my profession.
(6) Never ask for my honest opinion if you cannot take it. I am brutally honest and criticizing to the extent that people start hating me.
(7) I love to use sarcasm and get really irritated when one does not get it.
(8) Cricket, football and tennis - i enjoy viewing all the three sports and I have quite a bit of knowledge about them. So do not raise your eyebrows if I give my expert comment on them, because I know the subject.
(9) I do not like people who ask personal questions on a public space like blogger. It is my wish entirely if I want to answer those questions or not. this is one of the major reasons behind me moderating comments.
(10) I take up tags when i am either too busy to write a new post or I am suffering from a blogger's block. So you can tag me, I will for sure take them up, but don't feel offended if i do not take them up the very next day.
Tag 2 -'In a word'
Tagged by
NUKreativ Blog Award - Awarded by Nazish

1.Where is your cell phone?
Desk
2.Your hair?
Brown
3.Your mother?
rocks
4.Your father?
My hero
5.Your favorite food?
Indian
6.Your dream last night?
forgot
7.Your favorite drink?
water
8.Your dream/goal?
lawyer
9.What room are you in?
Study
10.Your hobby?
Reading
11.Your fear?
fear
12.Where do you want to be in 6 years?
NCPA building
13.Where were you last night?
Home
14.Something that you aren’t?
Dumb
15.Muffins?
No
16.Wish list item?
No 12
17.Where did you grow up?
@ home
18.Last thing you did?
typed
19.What are you wearing?
Sarcasm
20.Your TV?
boring
21.Your pets?
None
22.Friends?
blessing
23.Your life?
A journey
24.Your mood?
sarcastic
25.Missing someone?
no
26.Vehicle?
Bail-gadi
27.Something you’re not wearing?
sweetness
28.Your favorite store?
Do you really care to know that?
29.Your favorite color?
Black
30.When was the last time you laughed?
4 pm
30.Last time you cried?
Can’t recollect
31.Your best friend?
Book
32.One place that you go to over and over?
Sydenham
33.One person who emails me regularly?
Blogger
34.Favorite place to eat?
Tea Centre
Tag 3
The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.
Tagged and Awarded by
Guria
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far: 3
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 3
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 3
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 4
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far: 5
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
So far: 7
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 9
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
TOTAL: 11
I am (11/37)*100 = 29.7% DUMB !!!
Phew, and I thought I would be 100% dumb after using all my brain in answering all these things.
I tag Nazish, Insignia, SG, Avada Kedavra, Shruti, Karthik, Chandana (if she happens to read this post) and whoever wants to take up the tag/s. It is not compulsory to take up the tags, but please do accept the Awards you do not have any of these as yet.
PS: No time to write a post, thus taking up the tags. Now I need more tags in my bank, so please feel free to tag me. I will choose and take them up soon.