Wednesday, October 28, 2009

A Copy-Paste Post

I got an e-mail this morning that i couldn't help but to share with you all...maybe you have got it too, but rest of you, please enjoy some humour if you can...

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The Silent Treatment


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,

'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws''

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WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN ..
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your skin, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider..

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W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

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CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !!!

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WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'


The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says........
..' HEBREWS '

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. .


30 comments:

  1. Neha,it seems it is being sent in instalments.
    I received similar mail,but pnly half pf it.May be,the other half will be sent as second instalment.
    Whatever,it is funny.

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  2. Funny i remember reading most of the stuff yu mentioned otherway around...He instead of She and She instead of she :D ..nice editing by the way Neha...ha ha...makin fun of us eh..take it! :D..made me lol thanks!

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  3. @ BK Chawla, I received this mail in the morning and I copied it WITHOUT EDITING ANYTHING (read it HaRy)...it is funny..:)

    @ HaRy, hmmm, I am wondering, why men can't take a joke on themselves? hmmmm hmmmm...:)) at least you admitted that it made u lol :P

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  4. ROFL. Those are hilarious. You made my day.

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  5. haha...now i too feel like posting a forward.....good idea..:)

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  6. @ SG, thank you :))

    @ ZB, do that...I will be waiting :)

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  7. Hey I have read them before but can read them one more time. So funny.

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  8. The last sums it all up and with a punch :) Good that you shared it here..I haven't received the email yet so I'm taking it from you and forwarding it to my friends, okay with you ?

    ROFL..and so true :)

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  9. @ Aparna, yeah, these are indeed funny ones...

    @ Nu, go ahead and forward...they are all worth sharing including the last line:)))

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  10. Lol!! I have read a couple of them earlier, but its worth reading many times :-)

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  11. haha!! Good one! Can't remember reading this one..

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  12. All were very funny!! "In laws" one tops the list!!
    This is really what a "LIGHT" post...lol!!!

    take care...thanks for sharing it with us :)!!

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  13. Husband said to wife, "Hey, we will have fun this weekend.....food, movies, shopping, drives, friends, masthi, resorts.....we will rock 2 days"
    Wife said,"Yesss....even am excited and been waiting for this weekend....by the way,please switch on the lights on sunday night if u come home earlier than me...."

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  14. ROTFL.. very funny.. I apparently did not get this forward. But I had heard some of these jokes earlier, but most of them were new.. good one girl

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  15. @ everyone, thanks buddies...:)

    @ Mahesh, welcome here...that one was indeed hilarious...thank u for sharing...:D

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  16. Had a heart laugh:)..though I also got it in email, but this always brings a smile, anytime I read it...good you shared it:)

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  17. Hey this is a nice forward :) Loved it!!

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  18. Ha ha ha... lol....:D
    Had a hearty laugh reading. :P

    But wait till I compile the jokes (read facts) about women. I shall surely have my vengeance.. :D :D

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  19. I'm still laughing! And I'm sending this page to my wife!

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  20. @ Insignia, novice writer, NR, Avada, Antarman, shruti, ramit, thanks guys...

    @ Karthik, vengeance? hmmm, sure sure go ahead...we will take it sportingly like always :D

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  21. he he...
    but was it all against men's invisible stupidity??

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  22. @ Hobo, maybe u r single, but you are still a man :P

    Rahul, you are a better judge of urself is all i can say :D

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  23. Lol...too good Neha!
    Never received this mail, thanks a bunch for sharing it with us! :)

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  24. aah ! nice one !

    -bluffmaster
    www.gr8bluffmaster.blogspot.com

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  25. awesome.. i have loved them.. specially the last lines..

    Our posts are more or less giving the same message...

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  26. @ the holy lama, destiny's child and Priyan, thank u guys...I am glad u all liked it :)

    @ Swatantra, thanks...oh yes, the posts are indeed giving the same message...we women are smart :D

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  27. Hilarious post . Just loved it .

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  28. Love you for sharing it. Great truths hidden the words:D

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